(The War On) Christmastime Is Here

When you take a rare break from more manly pursuits to walk around the mall, do you ever see one of those elitist "Happy Holidays" signs in the window of a department store? Upon seeing a profitable corporation kick Jesus in the balls by refusing to wish you a "Merry Christmas", does your faith-based rage erupt on the spot? Do you scream until you begin to manfully weep; American Pride streaming down your cheeks? Do you throw yourself to the ground and start ripping off your clothes? As the crowd surrounding you gets bigger, does your screaming only get louder?

Of course, the correct answer to all of the above questions is yes. When a Christian Patriot is reduced to writhing naked on the ground by a secular department store, do you realize how bad this makes them look?