CHRISTmas wallpaper

I think it's been pretty definitively established that Christmas is under attack from elitist secular liberals who celebrate a mysterious unnamed "holiday" and who get their presents not from Santa, but from Satan. It is to combat these godless Jesus-bashers that I give to you my own Christmas wallpaper. Deck your monitor with my boughs of holly and point it at the nearest liberals in your office/family. Pour some American Christmas spirit down their puke-holes.

This is what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

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(widescreen)

You're welcome.

(The War On) Christmastime Is Here

When you take a rare break from more manly pursuits to walk around the mall, do you ever see one of those elitist "Happy Holidays" signs in the window of a department store? Upon seeing a profitable corporation kick Jesus in the balls by refusing to wish you a "Merry Christmas", does your faith-based rage erupt on the spot? Do you scream until you begin to manfully weep; American Pride streaming down your cheeks? Do you throw yourself to the ground and start ripping off your clothes? As the crowd surrounding you gets bigger, does your screaming only get louder?

Of course, the correct answer to all of the above questions is yes. When a Christian Patriot is reduced to writhing naked on the ground by a secular department store, do you realize how bad this makes them look?